A street joke...
Thanks to training day for this gem. Gotta love this one...
This man gets up one morning to go to work. He is on his way out the door when he sees this snail crawling up his porch steps. A little annoyed the man picks of the snail and hurls him over the roof of his house. The snail lands in the back yard and cracks his shell (the only hard thing on a snail I think...) and is seemingly beaten. About a month goes by and the man again gets up to go to work, he is out his door when he again sees this snail AGAIN (the cracked shell gave it away). So instead of stomping it and getting his shoe dirty the man looks down and says in a booming voice to the snail "What the fuck is your problem!!?"...
Figure that out and you have life pretty much solved. I haven't yet but sometimes you have to look under the cover to see what's going on...
This man gets up one morning to go to work. He is on his way out the door when he sees this snail crawling up his porch steps. A little annoyed the man picks of the snail and hurls him over the roof of his house. The snail lands in the back yard and cracks his shell (the only hard thing on a snail I think...) and is seemingly beaten. About a month goes by and the man again gets up to go to work, he is out his door when he again sees this snail AGAIN (the cracked shell gave it away). So instead of stomping it and getting his shoe dirty the man looks down and says in a booming voice to the snail "What the fuck is your problem!!?"...
Figure that out and you have life pretty much solved. I haven't yet but sometimes you have to look under the cover to see what's going on...
posted by Iudex Yasha at 1:17 AM
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