The frog and the princess

How can someone like you ever love a "toad" like me?

Didn't the princess kiss the frog and he turned into a prince?

I am a toad, not a frog. There is a difference if you cared to look.

Such as?

Frogs are of the water, they can swim. And are usually green. Toads are of the earth, and are almost always brown, the color of mud.

Not much of a difference to me, both can become a prince...

False, one sniffs in the dirt and carries disease, while the other while not clean...has its sins washed away with every dip below the surface... The toad? Must whallow in its filth until its death...